Fantasy Football '05: The perfect draft - midseason review
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
By Ladd K. Biro
Today's column takes you back to a simpler time. A time full of promise, full of hope, full of sleepless nights laying awake crafting draft strategy while visions of running backs and wide receivers danced in a thought bubble above your head. -NFL Football-
Yes, it's time once again to torture ourselves by taking a look at the team we could have assembled two months ago, with crystal-clear hindsight. -NFL Football-
Plenty of fantasy columnists will be declaring their midseason MVPs, their top picks at each position, their busts. Pardon me while I yawn. You could rattle those off just as easily. -NFL Football-
I'd rather torment you by showing what might have been. -NFL Football-
As with our preseason Perfect Draft, we start with a few key assumptions. First, we're in a 10-team league using a standard scoring system that starts 1 quarterback, 2 running backs, 3 wide receivers, 1 tight end, 1 kicker and 1 defense. Second, we are drafting from the fifth position in a zig-zag format, which means neither LaDainian Tomlinson nor Shaun Alexander were available for our first pick. Last, our goal is nothing short of total league domination and the humiliation of our opponents. -NFL Football-
Now, with the fifth pick of the 2005 Fantasy Draft, we should have selected... -NFL Football-
Round 1 -- Edgerrin James, RB, Colts: While everyone else jumps on Peyton Manning, we'll just snicker and grab the real MVP of the Colts' offense. Runner-up: Willis McGahee, RB, Bills. -NFL Football-
Round 2 -- Terrell Owens, WR, Eagles: He's so good, he's running out of funny end zone celebrations. Runner-up: Tiki Barber, RB, Giants. -NFL Football-
Round 3 -- LaMont Jordan, RB, Raiders: After getting off to a slow start with his new team, Jordan has been money as a dual-threat runner and receiver. Runner-up: Steven Jackson, RB, Rams. -NFL Football-
Round 4: Antonio Gates, TE, Chargers: Spot him the extra bye in Week 1 while he serves his team-imposed detention, then plug him in as the most dominant player at his position. Runner-up: Marc Bulger, QB, Rams. -NFL Football-
Round 5 -- Steve Smith, WR, Panthers: Considered a risky pick coming back from a serious leg injury, Smith has more touchdown receptions (eight) and receiving yards (797) than any receiver in the league. Runner-up: Tatum Bell, RB, Broncos. -NFL Football-
Round 6 -- Thomas Jones, RB, Bears: We could probably wait another round, but if we miss him, we'll be thin at the running back position. And we can't have that now, can we? Runner-up: Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals. -NFL Football-
Round 7 -- Carson Palmer, QB, Bengals: He's everything we could have hoped for, and more. His 2,037 yards and 16 passing touchdowns lead the league. Runner-up: Jeremy Shockey, TE, Giants. -NFL Football-
Round 8 -- Rod Smith, WR, Broncos: Pretty slim pickings in this round, with Smith getting a slight edge over Deion Branch and Chris Chambers. Runner-up: Branch, WR, Patriots. -NFL Football-
Round 9 -- Drew Brees, QB, Chargers: You don't need him with Palmer in your line-up, but he's the best value in this round. Runner-up: Jimmy Smith, WR, Jaguars. -NFL Football-
Round 10 -- Plaxico Burress, WR, Giants: Now here's an inspired pick. Burress backed up his preseason braggadocio by stepping into the No. 1 receiver role and teaming with Eli Manning as the NFL's most dynamic new duo. Runner-up: L.J. Smith, TE, Eagles. -NFL Football-
Round 11 -- Santana Moss, WR, Redskins: Making a strong bid for comeback player of the year, Moss has found new life as Mark Brunell's elusive go-to receiver. Runner-up: Stephen Davis, RB, Panthers. -NFL Football-
Round 12 -- Willie Parker, RB, Steelers: Fast Willie was a demon early in the season, and gives us excellent depth going forward. Runner-up: Kevin Curtis, WR, Rams. -NFL Football-
Round 13 -- Bears defense: Our patience in waiting to draft a defense was rewarded. We just scored the second-best unit in the league. Runner-up: Eli Manning, QB, Giants. -NFL Football-
Round 14 -- Colts defense: Ravens shmavens. Pats schmats. Steelers squealers. The best defense in the league is now played in Indy. Yeah, we saw that coming. Runner-up: Keenan McCardell, WR, Chargers. -NFL Football-
Round 15 -- Joey Galloway, WR, Buccaneers: Another late, great value pick, Galloway is having a career year, and didn't miss a step with Chris Simms at quarterback. Runner-up: Terry Glenn, WR, Cowboys. -NFL Football-
Round 16 -- Neil Rackers, K, Cardinals: The can't-miss kid has put those kickers taken several rounds ahead of him to shame. Twenty-two field goals and counting, we're still waiting for him to botch one. Runner-up: The Burger King. Have you noticed? All he does is catch touchdowns. -NFL Football-
Look a lot like your draft? Sure it does...
FREE AGENT PICKS AND PANS
To win a fantasy championship, you need to start with a good draft. But filling in your roster throughout the season with the right free agents is equally important. Here's a look at a few players worth grabbing, and others who would look better in someone else's line-up. -NFL Football-
Catch 'em while you can
Jake Delhomme, QB, Panthers: Like clockwork, Delhomme heads into the second half of the season on a roll. Expect him, and his team, to be among the league's best heading toward the playoffs. -NFL Football-
Bryant Johnson, WR, Cardinals: With Anquan Boldin nursing the same knee that kept him out of six games in '04, Johnson, a former first-round pick, should have no problem picking up the slack opposite Larry Fitzgerald. -NFL Football-
Eddie Kennison, WR, Chiefs: Tony Gonzalez won't be the only receiver to benefit from Trent Green's resurgence. Kennison should have several more games like Sunday's, with 100-plus yards and a score. -NFL Football-
Erron Kinney, TE, Titans: A high ankle injury to Ben Troupe should enable Kinney to prosper with less competition for Steve McNair's passes. -NFL Football-
Don't be fooled
Brad Johnson, QB, Vikings: Daunte Culpepper's injury may have spared him the ignominy of being named fantasy bust of the year. Johnson, though, is not equipped to carry the Vikings, or your fantasy team, to success. -NFL Football-
Aaron Stecker, RB, Saints: He may be sharing carries with Antowain Smith, but he's not doing much with his allotment. With the Bears and a bye up next, free up the roster space for someone with real potential. -NFL Football-
Ernest Wilford, WR, Jaguars: It will be tempting to pick him up after his career game against the Rams, particularly with Houston up next. But he's still the Jags' No. 3 receiver, and there aren't enough passes to go around. -NFL Football-